Part of the reason my life is so good right now
Is because you don’t have a major role in it.
(via tiresome)
dver:
(via thebansteven)
(via sugarexoskeleton)
good morning. Now I really want croisant.
(via misswallflower)
I got a written one of these in an airport once!! Best feeling in the entire world.
On another note, I went to real college dorms for the first time last night. I’ve always had my own place/gone to community college/never had any friends so I never had the opportunity.
It was entertaining! To say the least. It’s very…alone in a crowded room..kind of feeling. I sat on my baby’s lap and asked him questions about everyone around me, and noone heard a word.
WAYYYY too many BITCHY girls in short shorts and Uggz though. It’s enough to convince me that I’d never make it in a dorm. Seriously, I was in the same room as this one girl for almost 2 hours, and she would not acknowledge my existence under any circumstances. Whatever bitch, your shoez are uglies. All the boys are fucking cool though. And the weed is yummy.
(via tiresome)
(via suzywire)
haha, omg. so bad.
Nouvelle Vague : Too Drunk to Fuck
Kinda disappointed. I knew there was a song by this name but what i did not know was it was done in that shitty frech-americane chique bullshit that i dislike so much. I expected like, Andrew WK tosing this.





